kryptonite

kryptonite
1. (kryptonite) (1284↑, 268↓)
Strong ass Weed

Dont smoke that kryptonite shit will fuck you up

2. (kryptonite) (667↑, 362↓)
1.Tight mutha fuckin song by Purple All-Stars 2.Sum Strong Bud

"I Be On That Kryptonite, Straight Up On That Kryptonite"

3. (kryptonite) (394↑, 295↓)
the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

4. (Kryptonite) (118↑, 32↓)
Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel. My definition: A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them. Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.

-You like Jane? -Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite. -I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite. -You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.

5. (kryptonite) (214↑, 136↓)
Kryptonite is a compound consisting of the element krypton, according to chemical-forming "-ite" nomenclature of chemistry. However, krypton is a planet where Superman Clark Kent comes from and the substance kryptonite from it due to the explosion is fatal to our Superman, i.e. the translucently green rocks you would see in the TV series and which make Clark Kent dizzy and feeble and can even kill him. Thus figuratively, it means something that makes you weak, powerless and limp, i.e. your weakness, whenever it comes to you, because it can even weaken Superman, let alone you\!

Just as the song "Kryptonite" in the Australian Idol Guy Sebastian's album where the lyrics go: Cos I can't stop thinking of you I'll be trying not to love you I'm helpless, girl it's true So I'm giving up tonight Cos baby you're my "kryptonite" ***That girl's exactly Guy Sebastian's "kryptonite"\!\!

6. (kryptonite) (244↑, 164↓)
kryptonite is a strain of weed originating out of Norcal in the town of yuba city, its a f-1 hybrid, pure kush plant with ultra potent nugs that taste like og or bubba kush not for light weights

I smoked some of dans kryptonite and it plowed my field\!

7. (kryptonite) (173↑, 96↓)
Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

Author: I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'\! http://kryptonite.urbanup.com/1872613
8. (Kryptonite) (13↑, 1↓)
Intellectually powerful enough and attractive enough to seduce the strongest willed Playas, Pimps, Macks,Daddies,Hubbies, and Champions.

Man she's got that Kryptonite\! Aww man I swear this Man has got some Kryptonite\!

9. (kryptonite) (16↑, 7↓)
1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel 2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://kryptonite.urbanup.com/4859135
10. (Kryptonite) (17↑, 23↓)
a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend? he died in a motel 6 from using [kryptonite] on a [water buffalo] .

11. (Kryptonite) (9↑, 15↓)
A female that you can help but go back to even though she's bad for you

Yo son why you keep goin back to her Can't help it man she's my kryptonite she got I pull on me

12. (kryptonite) (26↑, 37↓)
Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.

Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.

13. (kryptonite) (13↑, 34↓)
What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??" "Nah man, it's just the kryptonite\!\!"

14. (kryptonite) (39↑, 60↓)
Best type of weed in the world please believe it

That kryptonite kept me indoors last night

15. (kryptonite) (14↑, 42↓)
Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure. Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere. Kryptoingredients: 1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster") 2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS") 3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov") Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced) Pre-drinking ritual: Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast: "See you tomorrow\!" An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.

1) Mike: "Hurry up and [mix] that drink\! I need my krypto\!" Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning" Gareth: "Yea but we is [soled]. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard" 2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm [buzzing] from that kryptonite\!" Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite" Gareth: "Mix up some more [biatch]" 3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn\!\!\!" Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf\!\!\!"

16. (kryptonite) (118↑, 148↓)
1. The only substance that can harm [word]Superman. 2. (metaphorical) Something you have a strong aversion to.

1. Kryptonite is Lex Luther's only defense. 2. No mayonaise please; that shit is kryptonite to me.

17. (kryptonite) (6↑, 39↓)
One of the hottest rappers ever to put out music.

i thank kryptonite is da best rappa alive and i luv dat sliver chrome gat nigga.

18. (kryptonite) (14↑, 52↓)
what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...

diamonds pressed against that wood, fly away from the kryptonite.

Author: Golem was a greedy stripper http://kryptonite.urbanup.com/1974503
19. (kryptonite) (64↑, 104↓)
(n.) a form of crystal [methamphetamine] that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.

Man this [ice] is kryptonite, this shit is crazy.

20. (kryptonite) (20↑, 65↓)
Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine

yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite

Author: goooooooogle bob http://kryptonite.urbanup.com/1999486
21. (kryptonite) (11↑, 58↓)
slang term for crack cocaine

Excuse me good sir, may I purchase a nick of your fine delicious kryptonite?

22. (kryptonite) (67↑, 114↓)
(noun) 1: A green, radioactive metorite, broken from the distant, late planet of Krypton, that cancels out any Kryptonian's superpowers, such as Superman. 2: Something that is a great weakness to a particular person, such as the aforementioned metiorite to Superman, etc.

1: Krypto the Superdog (of the said show): Kryptonite... my one weakness... 2: Galatea (Justice League Unlimited): Boredom is my kryptonite... well, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you get the idea.

23. (kryptonite) (13↑, 72↓)
Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.

"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."

24. (KRYPTONITE) (5↑, 75↓)
A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck. To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed\!"

Author: DarthAllanz0rd00dex http://kryptonite.urbanup.com/1649343
25. (KRYPTONITE) (30↑, 128↓)
1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors 2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman

K-6 = 300 MHz-500 MHz K7=Athlon XP and Athlon Processors K8=Athlon 64/FX/Opteron

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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